Thursday, April 10, 2008

Election time in hell and heaven‏

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Really Funny!>>must Read

Here is a really good test paper of a student on history SPM i guess do read...

Just click on thumbnail to enlarge..


Sikhs With A Mission

Would like to invite you to join us on Saturday, the 12th of April 2008, for a night of music, coming together, chilling out, and welcoming this year's Vesakhi.

We can together enjoy music live and unplugged under the stars with an array of instruments stretching from the traditional waja and tabla to the didgeridoo, drums, dhol, guitars, conga, and bagpipes. its something anyone of any age or any background can appreciate alongside his loved ones, so please, pull your family and friends along!

And if you play an instrument, bring it along!!

Food and beverages will be available at reasonable prices.

No concert is complete without its audience. we want you there with us. forget where we come from, where we're going, who we are, and just live the perfect world together for one night.

'Across The Universe' will be taking place from 8pm to 10.30pm at the Sri Dasmesh School, which is situated right next to the
( Kerinchi LRT Station )

For further details, you can contact the following people :

Hargobind Singh - 012 3753473 / Jesmesh Singh - 017 2010540

Attached are the posters for the event, as well as a map to the venue. see you there!!

Minister goes wild!

I was going through internet and saw this video of one minister behaving just like an idiot....

Truely disgraceful act!

No wonder BN lost due to unethical leaders not forgetting corruption!

Malaysian Minister Obscene Gesture - More bloopers are a click away

Monday, March 31, 2008

Some cool bagpipe videos..MUST WATCH!>noo joke..


A short video by a charity event for a Ladies association in UM....

My videos....

Some of my own watch,leave a commment and rate it...thanks...

My Bacteriology assignment...READ...

Paramjit Singh(139470)
Methanobacterium thermoautotrophicum

This bacteria has optimum temperature ranges from 35 - 70oC (moderate thermophile with a optimum growth temperature of 65 oC). The optimum pH ranges from 6.0 - 8.5. This is a strict anaerobic and are non motile. This bacteria also requires only CO2, H2 and salts for growth. Methanobacterium thermoautotrophicum is a chemoautotroph. This bacteria is able to produce high yields of methane which can be a source of fuel for production of energy.

Methanobacterium thermoautotrophicum is a methanogen which is able to produce methane through anaerobic process. M. thermoautotrophicum is a decomposer which is able to degrade material to produce methane. My idea is to use this methane to run a motor vehicle where methane is the fuel source. Instead of having a fuel tank which vehicles have to refuel every now and then, why not have M. thermoautotrophicum culture in your vehicle as fuel cell which can be refilled with nutritional substrate such as human and agricultural waste material. While consuming the waste material, it will produce methane. The methane will be used by the motor engine to move by combustion of methane thus producing CO2 which can be routed back to the bacterial cell. CO2 is required by M. thermoautotrophicum for growth. Heat produced due to methane combustion can also be used to maintain optimum temperature for M. thermoautotrophicum growth. This shows a perfect dynamic system of using all forms of energy in perfect harmony without wastage and obtaining higher efficiency.

Besides that, usage of M. thermoautotrophicum as alternative fuel source in motor vehicles, it also helps in bioremediation which will help our highly polluted environment to heal much quickly by using pollutants as substrate for M. thermoautotrophicum to produce methane. Cost of living due to high fuel cost can be overcome by using methane bacteria as fuel cell. This will help a lot of us as well as many other in the poor nations to combat poverty and not affected by surging fuel price on world market.

It is hoped that someday all the huge multinational oil & gas companies would collaborate with the world to solve earth’s biggest problems caused by their product which is “Global Warming”. When petroleum resources has run out, I hope this huge highly profitable companies would do a good deed in helping the world solve this problem by increasing research and development in making ideas such as mine workable. This would reduce air pollution as well find a full proof solution solid waste disposal in a much more cost effective manner.
Thank you…

Above was a simple bacteriology assignment that I handed in....
The assignment was a tricky one...My lecture asked all students come up with a crazy ideas to use bacteria in various industries which current not being used yet...

It means something completely new idea...or a new use bacterias for human use.....

After handing it in, my lecture comment was simple..."if ever such vehicle is produced, please give one to me as a souvenier" hehe....

Have fun reading....